I swear down mate

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A Geordie yells this when they’re so mad they think their face is going to explode
I swear down mate, I’ll kick your arse through the window
I swear down mate, I’ve seen more sense in a dead donkey
I swear down mate, I’ll eat your shoes and spit them out
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This is when a Geordie is so angry they think the sky is going to fall on them
I swear down mate, I’ll give you a biff that’ll wake the dead
I swear down mate, I’ll turn your house into a pizza
I swear down mate, I’ll make your mum cry
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A Geordie says this when they’re so furious they think they’ll die from it
I swear down mate, I’ll punch you so hard your teeth will fall out
I swear down mate, I’ll eat your face like it’s a sandwich
I swear down mate, I’ll make your dog laugh
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