Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud promise you make when something goes wrong and you're too lazy to fix it.

I swear I didn't eat the last pizza slice.

I swear I didn't break the lamp.

I swear I didn't steal your phone.

2

What you say before you punch your friend in the face or scream at a kid who won't stop crying.

I swear I'm gonna punch you if you say one more word.

I swear I'm gonna scream at this kid if he cries again.

I swear I'm gonna beat you up if you don't shut up.

3

You're being extra annoying and someone is about to lose their cool.

I swear if you say one more thing I'm gonna kill you.

I swear if you don't stop talking I'm gonna die.

I swear if you keep making noise I'm gonna scream.

4

Like when you're so mad you say the name of a god but you're too scared to say the real one.

I swear to Arceus I didn't do it.

I swear to Arceus I'm telling the truth.

I swear to Arceus I'm not lying.

5

You're about to yell at God but you're too scared to say his name so you just swear to something else.

I swear to Google I didn't do it.

I swear to the chicken I'm telling the truth.

I swear to the moon I didn't steal your food.

6

When Danny says I swear to Google and means he checked everything and is ready to fight you.

I swear to Google I didn't do it.

I swear to Google I'm telling the truth.

I swear to Google I'm not lying.

7

You swear to anything but God so you don't get in trouble with the real one.

I swear to the chicken I didn't do it.

I swear to the moon I'm telling the truth.

I swear to the pizza I'm not lying.