I suck at facebook

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I’m so bad at Facebook it’s like I’m trying to talk to a wall with a broken phone.

I posted a photo of my cat and got one like. My dog got more likes on his Instagram.

I tried to comment on my ex’s post and accidentally liked it. Now I’m stuck with a reminder of my embarrassment.

I tried to post a status and it came out as ‘I’m fine.’ I’m not fine. I’m f***ed.

I’m so bad at Facebook I could make a group chat with my mom and it would still be awkward.

I joined a group for people who hate their jobs. I posted a message saying ‘I’m here to hate my job.’ No one responded.

I tried to tag my friend in a post and it tagged my mom instead. Now my mom thinks I’m famous.

I posted a photo of my dinner and my friend said ‘That looks like your ex’s food.’

I’m so bad at Facebook I could make a post and no one would know what I was talking about.

I posted ‘Feeling blue today.’ My friend replied ‘That’s the color of your hair.’

I tried to post a status about my day and it was just ‘Stuff happened.’

I posted a photo of my dog and my friend said ‘That’s not your dog. That’s my neighbor’s cat.’

I’m so bad at Facebook I could make a post and it would make my enemies happy.

I posted ‘My life is a mess.’ My ex liked it. My mom commented ‘That’s normal.’

I posted a photo of my breakfast and my ex said ‘That’s the same thing I ate before we broke up.’

I tried to post a funny meme and it was just a picture of my face.

I’m so bad at Facebook I could make a post and it would be like a bad movie.

I posted ‘I’m tired.’ My friend replied ‘That’s the same thing you said last week.’

I tried to post a status about my day and it was just ‘Nothings happening.’

I posted a photo of my room and my friend said ‘That looks like a tornado hit it.’