i suck at editing.

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A fancy way to say your brain is full of hot garbage and your fingers can't type straight.

I tried to fix this essay and it turned into a war between my brain and a toaster.

My edits looked like a drunk spider did a dance in my document.

I added so many words it's like my paragraph has a second job.

When your edits are so bad they make your original text look like a masterpiece.

I fixed this paragraph and now it's screaming at me.

My edits made the story sound like a confused parrot told it.

I tried to make it better and now it's a disaster.

A personal attack on your text where you just make everything worse.

I edited this and now it's like my text got hit by a truck.

My edits were so bad the words ran away from me.

I tried to make it look good and now it's a mess.