Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you are so bad at something it feels like you were born to fail at it.

I suck at math. I tried to do algebra and I cried.

I suck at dancing. I looked like a confused flamingo.

I suck at cooking. My spaghetti looked like a science experiment.

2

A loud and angry confession that you are the worst human ever.

I suck at life. I spilled my coffee on my boss.

I suck at being cool. I tripped in front of my crush.

I suck at everything. I even suck at breathing.

3

What a millennial says when they realize they're just a mess in a hoodie.

I suck at this. I forgot my password again.

I suck at being smart. I got a D on my test.

I suck at being chill. I yelled at my cat.

4

When you are so bad at everything it’s like you were cursed by a toddler.

I suck at everything. I can't even tie my shoes.

I suck at being awesome. I fell off my bike.

I suck at being perfect. I spilled my juice on my shirt.

5

A Nepali tweet that says you're hot but also completely bad at everything.

I suck at life but I’m hot. Look at me.

I suck at being cool but I’m hot. I’m a mess.

I suck at being awesome but I’m hot. I’m a legend.

6

A word you find in your science book when you realize you’re a disaster.

I suck at chemistry. I exploded my beaker.

I suck at biology. I didn’t know what a cell was.

I suck at science. I failed my exam.

7

What you say when you mess everything up and have a great time doing it.

I suck at this but I had fun. I tripped and laughed.

I suck at this but it was worth it. I spilled my drink on my teacher.

I suck at this but I’m proud. I failed my test but I laughed.