I Stumped My Toe

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You bonked your toe so bad it thinks it’s getting a divorce from your foot.

I stumped my toe on the couch like it owed me money.

My toe is now a single mom with no benefits.

I stubbed my toe so hard I got a text from my toe: 'I’m leaving.'

Your toe got hit so hard it screamed and then went to sleep.

I stubbed my toe and my foot yelled at me.

My toe was so mad it took a nap.

I hit my toe so hard it called in sick.

Your toe was hit so hard it might have considered a career change.

I stumped my toe so bad it thought about being a boxer.

My toe got hit and now it wants to be a rockstar.

My toe was hit so hard it’s thinking about moving to a new foot.