I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

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Why would I do anything else? My ass is full of candy and I’m not sorry.

My ass is sweet and I’m not even mad.

I got a candy rush and a bowel rush all at once.

I’m the king of the ass and the queen of the beans.

I did something wild and I’m not even trying to be cool about it.

I just did what I wanted and I’m not apologizing.

I stuck beans up my butt and it felt amazing.

I’m not a fan of being normal.

I took a chance and my ass is the winner.

My butt is full of beans and I’m smiling.

I went all in and my ass is the best part of me.

I stuck beans up my ass and now I’m famous.

I filled my ass with beans and I’m not even mad.

I did something stupid and I’m proud of it.

My beans are inside me and I’m happy.

I just made my ass a candy machine.

I took the beans and I gave them to my ass.

I gave my ass a treat and I’m not sorry.

My beans are now part of me.

I made my ass a snack and I’m full.

I stuck beans up my ass and it was the best decision ever.

I just made my ass happy.

I’m the king of beans and I’m not even trying.

I filled my ass with candy and now I’m rich.