I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Current Trending

4 views · Added 11d ago · 6 definitions

1
Why would I do anything else? My ass is full of candy and I’m not sorry.
My ass is sweet and I’m not even mad.
I got a candy rush and a bowel rush all at once.
I’m the king of the ass and the queen of the beans.
2
I did something wild and I’m not even trying to be cool about it.
I just did what I wanted and I’m not apologizing.
I stuck beans up my butt and it felt amazing.
I’m not a fan of being normal.
3
I took a chance and my ass is the winner.
My butt is full of beans and I’m smiling.
I went all in and my ass is the best part of me.
I stuck beans up my ass and now I’m famous.
4
I filled my ass with beans and I’m not even mad.
I did something stupid and I’m proud of it.
My beans are inside me and I’m happy.
I just made my ass a candy machine.
5
I took the beans and I gave them to my ass.
I gave my ass a treat and I’m not sorry.
My beans are now part of me.
I made my ass a snack and I’m full.
6
I stuck beans up my ass and it was the best decision ever.
I just made my ass happy.
I’m the king of beans and I’m not even trying.
I filled my ass with candy and now I’m rich.
xs