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You sneak up on a hobo who’s taking a nap on the sidewalk and yank his box out from under him. Then you chuck it into traffic so the box gets flattened like a pancake. The hobo will scream and throw a fit.
I stole your box and watched you get run over by a bus.
You were sleeping on the sidewalk. I took your box and threw it in front of a truck.
Your box got smashed by a car. You looked like a broken doll.