I still can't sit down

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To scream at someone because they took your money like you were a broke fool who didn't know any better. You're still sore from the financial butt plug.
I paid $50 for a gym membership and haven't gone once. I still can't sit down.
That subscription box was a scam. I still can't sit down.
I bought a 1000-piece puzzle and only did 50. I still can't sit down.
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To yell at someone for making you feel like a financial idiot who got tricked into giving them your cash. You’re still in pain from the money enema.
I signed up for a dating app and never used it. I still can't sit down.
I bought a course I didn't need. I still can't sit down.
I tried to learn a language and failed. I still can't sit down.
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To curse someone out because they took your money like you were a dummy who didn't know how to say no. You're still hurting from the butt-burning cash theft.
I bought a $2000 phone and only use it for TikTok. I still can't sit down.
I paid for a subscription I didn't want. I still can't sit down.
I got a haircut that cost more than my rent. I still can't sit down.
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