I stand corrected

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When you lose an argument so hard you feel like your brain got hit by a truck and your pride is now lying in the street crying.

I stand corrected after my mom called me a disgrace and said my math was worse than her ex's cooking.

I stand corrected when my friend proved I was wrong about the Earth being flat and I had to eat my words.

I stand corrected after my dog barked at me for 10 minutes straight and I had no idea why.

Giving up on an argument because you got roasted so bad it feels like you were in a microwave and your brain was the popcorn.

I stand corrected when my brother told me I was wrong about the sky and I had to admit he was right.

I stand corrected after my teacher called me out for not knowing the difference between a verb and a vowel.

I stand corrected when my cat looked at me like I had two heads and I had to accept I was wrong.

When you lose so bad in an argument that you feel like you were kicked out of your own brain and your dignity is now on the floor.

I stand corrected after my dad said I was wrong about the moon and I had no idea how to fight back.

I stand corrected when my crush told me I was wrong about the universe and I had to shut up.

I stand corrected after my friend told me I was wrong about pizza and I had to accept that it was a war I couldn't win.

When you get so destroyed in an argument that you feel like you were hit by a bus and your brain is now lying in the gutter.

I stand corrected after my mom said I was wrong about the sky and I had to admit I was a total idiot.

I stand corrected when my teacher called me out for not knowing the alphabet and I had to face my shame.

I stand corrected after my dog barked at me for 20 minutes and I had no idea what I did wrong.

When you lose an argument so hard you feel like your brain exploded and your pride is now a pile of ashes.

I stand corrected after my brother told me I was wrong about the sun and I had to eat my words.

I stand corrected when my crush told me I was wrong about the stars and I had to admit I was a fool.

I stand corrected after my dad told me I was wrong about the moon and I had no idea how to fight back.