I spot a Martin

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a guy who hits on people like they owe him money, using bad language and hitting them

'You look like my ex's sister, and I'm not letting you leave without a fight.'

'I'm not just talking to you, I'm declaring war.'

'If you don't text me back, I'll come to your house and eat your pizza.'

a person who hits on others like they're in a fight, using loud words and trying to impress

'I'm not just passing by, I'm passing by for a reason.'

'You're cute enough to make me forget my own name.'

'If you don't like me, I'll tell your mom.'

a guy who hits on girls like he's the king of the school, using bad language and fake confidence

'I'm not just talking to you, I'm giving you a compliment.'

'You're so pretty, I might actually cry.'

'If you don't text me, I'll fail your math test.'

a guy who hits on people like he's been doing it for years, with loud words and no shame

'I see you, and I'm not letting you go without a fight.'

'You're so cute, I might actually take you seriously.'

'If you don't like me, I'll tell your crush.'

a guy who hits on people like it's his job, using loud language and making it personal

'I'm not just passing by, I'm passing by for you.'

'You're so pretty, I might actually blush.'

'If you don't talk to me, I'll eat your lunch.'