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When some clumsy twerp knocks over their drink and ends up cleaning it up like a mess-up. It’s for kids who can’t hold their juice and look like idiots.
My cousin spilled his juice on the floor and cried like a baby.
My sister spilled her soda and it looked like a crime scene.
My brother spilled his milk and it was all over the table like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you let some dumb secret come out in a conversation and it’s like you just got roasted.
I told my crush I liked them and now I’m stuck with embarrassment.
I spilled my secret about my dog and now everyone knows.
I told my teacher I was sick and it turned out I was just lazy.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you finish something and say it in a dramatic tone, like a cowboy at the end of a show.
I ate my last chip and said, ‘In bed.’
I finished my burger and said, ‘In bed.’
I drank my soda and said, ‘In bed.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy gets so turned on by a girl in a skimpy outfit that he pees his pants and covers his crumpets in goo.
He saw a girl in a bikini and peed his pants during breakfast.
He watched a girl in a dress and peed his pants on the couch.
He saw a girl in a swimsuit and peed his pants in the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a girl pees on a guy during sex and he has to lick the pee-covered part and it’s like a punishment.
She peed on him and he had to lick it like a dog.
She peed on him during sex and it was gross.
She peed on him and he had to lick it like it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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