I Speed Bug Everything

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I make everything go faster until it explodes in a glorious mess
I speed bug everything, even my grandma's slow walking.
I speed bug my homework so fast it got a headache.
I speed bug my dog's walk so he ran into a tree.
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I give everything a turbo boost and a bad attitude
I speed bug my breakfast so it flew out the window.
I speed bug my math test and it failed me back.
I speed bug my brother's video game and he lost.
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I kick everything's butt so hard it goes super fast
I speed bug my mom's cooking and it burned.
I speed bug my teacher's lecture and it went too fast.
I speed bug my pet goldfish and it swam through the ceiling.
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I make everything go so fast it gets confused and cries
I speed bug my dog and he got lost in the park.
I speed bug my pizza and it fell apart.
I speed bug my little brother and he tripped over a chair.
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I give everything the speed of a mad rocket and a bad day
I speed bug my mom's car and it crashed into a tree.
I speed bug my math homework and it got a D.
I speed bug my dog and he ran into a wall.
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