I speak keyboard...

I just typed my entire essay with one finger and a curse.

My DMs are full of rage and typos.

I texted my mom 'I luv u' and then yelled at the keyboard.

I typed 'I am not lazy' and then fell asleep.

I texted my crush 'u hot' and then cried.

I wrote my essay in 10 seconds and then broke my keyboard.

I typed my essay like I was fighting a dragon.

I texted my friend 'let’s fight' and then started a real fight.

I wrote a whole story and then broke my keyboard in two.

I typed my essay so much my fingers are sore and I still didn’t do it right.

I texted my crush 100 times and still didn’t get a reply.

I wrote my homework with my toes and still failed.

I typed my essay and it came out in all caps and I don’t know why.

I texted my mom 'I love you' and then said I hate her.

I wrote a poem and it was about my keyboard.

I typed my essay during lunch and then missed the rest of school.

I texted my crush 50 times and still didn’t get a reply.

I wrote a story about my keyboard and it was 500 words long.

I typed my essay in 3 seconds and then cried because it was wrong.

I texted my friend 'let’s go' and then ran out of the house.

I wrote a whole paragraph and then deleted it because it was bad.

I typed my essay and it said 'I like pizza' and I still got an F.

I texted my crush 'hi' and then said 'I hate you' and then cried.

I wrote a whole story and it was about my keyboard and my dog.

I typed so much my keyboard broke and I still didn’t stop.

I texted my crush 100 times and then said I hate him.

I wrote a whole story and it was about me breaking my keyboard.

I typed my essay and it went all over the place.

I texted my friend 'let’s go' and then said I hate him.

I wrote a story and it was about my fingers and a rollercoaster.