I Sounded Hamster

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When someone talks like they just came out of a jail cell and got a tattoo for free.

Yo, I just robbed a bank and I'm still wearing my pajamas.

I'm so cool I could freeze a pizza and still eat it.

I got my first job at the age of 12 and it was at a place that sells candy and lies.

When a person talks like they own the streets and the sidewalk is just a side gig.

I ride a bike faster than your dad drives a car.

I’ve been to more parties than your mom has had hot flashes.

I can eat a whole pizza and still beat you in a race.

When someone talks like they just rolled out of bed and took over the world.

I woke up and the sun was scared of me.

I don’t just walk, I conquer.

I didn’t just eat breakfast, I devoured it.

When someone talks like they're the king of the block and your dad is just a side character.

I got my crown at the age of 8 and it was made of glitter and respect.

I don’t just run, I rule the neighborhood.

My confidence is so high it could start a war.

When someone talks like they just got a new suit and it came with a side of drama.

I walked in and the whole room went quiet, like I turned off the lights.

I got a new suit and it was so fancy it started a fight.

I don’t just talk, I drop mic and leave.