Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get high on crack and act like you're the king of the world.

I smoke rocks and the whole block knows it.

Just hit me with a rock and I'll dance on your grave.

I smoke rocks and my mom thinks I'm a genius.

2

When you're so high you think you can fly and your pants are on fire.

I smoke rocks and my pants are on fire, but I'm still flying.

I smoke rocks and my neighbor thinks I'm a superhero.

I smoke rocks and my dog ran away from me.

3

When you're so wasted you can't tell your left from your right and you're screaming at the sky.

I smoke rocks and I scream at the sky like it owes me money.

I smoke rocks and my left is my right and I don't care.

I smoke rocks and I think my phone is talking to me.

4

When you're so high you think you're a wizard and you're trying to turn your socks into gold.

I smoke rocks and I think I'm a wizard with a sock full of gold.

I smoke rocks and I tried to turn my sock into a dragon.

I smoke rocks and I'm casting spells on my neighbor.

5

When you're so high you think you're the president and you're giving speeches to your couch.

I smoke rocks and I give speeches to my couch like it's the United Nations.

I smoke rocks and I think I'm the president and I'm running for re-election.

I smoke rocks and my couch is my best friend.

6

When you're so high you think you're a rock star and you're singing to your cat.

I smoke rocks and I'm a rock star with a cat backup singer.

I smoke rocks and I sing to my cat like it's a Grammy winner.

I smoke rocks and my cat is my band.