i smoke brocoli

I smoke brocoli, bro. You’re gonna need a fire extinguisher.

Man, I smoke brocoli so hard, my mom thinks I’m on a mission from God.

I smoke brocoli like it’s my full-time job. You’re lucky I didn’t quit.

I smoke brocoli so much, my neighbor called the police. He thought I was burning down the house.

I smoke brocoli like it’s a religion. I don’t just smoke it, I worship it.

I smoke brocoli so hard, my dog ran away. He didn’t want to breathe anymore.

I smoke brocoli so much, I can light my own cigars with my breath.

I smoke brocoli so hard, my brain is now a smoke machine.

I smoke brocoli so much, my dad says I’ll end up a ghost.