I SMEL OOMBUNGUS

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When someone screams like a banshee because they can't find the peanut butter and they think the world is ending.
'HMMM WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER? I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!'
'PEANUT BUTTER?! WHERE? I'LL BURY YOU IN JAM!'
'THE PEANUT BUTTER IS GONE?! I'LL DANCE IN YOUR GRAVES!'
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When a person yells in a way that makes your ears bleed because they’re obsessed with peanut butter.
'HMMM WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL PEEL YOU LIKE A POTATO!'
'PEANUT BUTTER, WHERE? I’LL MAKE YOU A SNACK AND THEN A SNAKE!'
'IF I DON’T GET PEANUT BUTTER, I’LL TURN YOU INTO A PUPPET!'
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When someone yells so loud it sounds like a dragon is fighting a chicken, just because they can’t find peanut butter.
'HMMM WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL KILL YOUR PARENTS!'
'PEANUT BUTTER? I’LL TIE YOU TO A BEEHIVE!'
'THE PEANUT BUTTER IS GONE?! I’LL DANCE ON YOUR TOES!'
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When someone yells like they’re on fire because they can’t find the peanut butter and they don’t know why.
'HMMM WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!'
'PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL FEED YOU TO A PIG!'
'I CAN’T FIND THE PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL KILL YOUR DOG!'
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When a person screams so hard it feels like the sky is falling, just because they lost the peanut butter.
'HMMM WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH AND THEN A SLANDER!'
'PEANUT BUTTER, WHERE? I’LL DANCE ON YOUR FINGERS!'
'THE PEANUT BUTTER IS GONE? I’LL BURY YOU IN CRANBERRIES!'
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When someone yells like they’re in a rock band and the peanut butter is their only hope.
'HMMM WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL BREAK YOUR KNEES!'
'PEANUT BUTTER? I’LL MAKE YOU A SNACK AND THEN A SNACKY!'
'I CAN’T FIND THE PEANUT BUTTER?! I’LL TURN YOU INTO A BANJO!'
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