Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I punch faces like they owe me money and I'm not even done yet.

I Smack Jaws when my cousin laughed at my bad haircut.

I Smack Jaws every time my teacher yells at me for talking.

I Smack Jaws because my dog bit my homework.

2

I throw elbows like I'm in a cage match and I'm the king.

I Smack Jaws when my brother took my last slice of pizza.

I Smack Jaws because my mom said I can't play video games.

I Smack Jaws when my friend forgot my birthday.

3

I slap cheeks harder than a donkey gets hit by a bat.

I Smack Jaws when my dad yelled at me for getting a D.

I Smack Jaws because my teacher gave me extra homework.

I Smack Jaws when my crush ignored me at lunch.

4

I kick butts like I've been doing it for 10 years and I'm still angry.

I Smack Jaws when my friend cheated on my math test.

I Smack Jaws because my mom made me do the dishes.

I Smack Jaws when my brother said I was ugly.

5

I hit heads like I'm trying to make them go to sleep.

I Smack Jaws when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

I Smack Jaws because my mom said I was too loud.

I Smack Jaws when my friend talked behind my back.

6

I punch faces like I'm fighting a dragon and I'm the hero.

I Smack Jaws when my dad said I was lazy.

I Smack Jaws because my mom took my phone away.

I Smack Jaws when my crush didn't text me back.