Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You haven't gotten a penis pump yet but you act like you own the dating app and you're flipping people's vibes like they're pieces of trash.

He said he was single but his DMs were full of exes.

She posted a selfie and 20 guys asked her out in 5 minutes.

He tried to flirt with my mom and I had to punch him in the face.

2

You're so good at flirting you can make a nun blush and a priest cry at the same time.

He hit on my grandma and she gave him a piece of her mind.

She texted my dad and he responded with a photo of his dog.

He asked my teacher out and she gave him a D.

3

You're so smooth you can make a man's confidence disappear faster than a toddler eats cake.

He flirted with my brother and my brother cried.

She asked my uncle out and he proposed on the spot.

He made my neighbor's dog fall in love with him.

4

You're so good at flirting you can make a guy's ego crash like a hot dog cart in a hurricane.

He hit on my mom and she made him eat a whole pie.

He asked my teacher out and she gave him a pop quiz.

He flirted with my dad and my dad gave him a karate chop.

5

You're so good at flirting you can make a man's face turn red faster than a tomato in a microwave.

He hit on my brother and my brother started crying.

She asked my uncle out and he proposed on the spot.

He flirted with my neighbor's dog and the dog fell in love with him.

6

You're so smooth you can make a guy's confidence fall like a pizza in a storm.

He hit on my grandma and she gave him a piece of her mind.

He asked my teacher out and she gave him a pop quiz.

He flirted with my dad and my dad gave him a karate chop.

7

You're so good at flirting you can make a guy's ego crash like a hot dog cart in a hurricane and then you laugh at him.

He hit on my brother and my brother cried.

She asked my uncle out and he proposed on the spot.

He flirted with my neighbor's dog and the dog fell in love with him.