I Smack Back Ems'

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I kick your ass so hard you wish you were born a chicken.

I Smack Back Ems' when he called me a crybaby in front of my mom.

I Smack Back Ems' because he took my last snack.

I Smack Back Ems' after he said my hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

I hit you so hard you think your brain is now a bag of marbles.

I Smack Back Ems' because he laughed at my math test score.

I Smack Back Ems' when he spilled my juice all over my shirt.

I Smack Back Ems' after he called my dog a smelly sock.

I punch you so hard you feel like you were in a car crash.

I Smack Back Ems' because he took my lunch money.

I Smack Back Ems' when he said my drawing looked like a goat with a fever.

I Smack Back Ems' after he made fun of my shoes.

I slap you so hard you think your face is now a pancake.

I Smack Back Ems' because he called me a donkey in front of the class.

I Smack Back Ems' when he took my seat without asking.

I Smack Back Ems' after he said my poem was worse than a cat's meow.

I beat you up so bad you think your bones are now spaghetti.

I Smack Back Ems' because he took my video game.

I Smack Back Ems' when he said my dog was the worst ever.

I Smack Back Ems' after he called my mom a silly old lady.