I Slept Like a Homo

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when you get so butt-hurt from a huge plug-up that your brain turns off like a light switch

My doctor stuck a giant tube up my butt and I fell asleep mid-screaming.

I got a colonoscopy and I didn’t wake up until noon the next day.

That enema felt like a 3 a. m. screaming match with my ex.

you get such a deep anal pleasure that your body forgets how to be awake

I slept like a homo after my doctor gave me the biggest plug-up I’ve ever had.

The scope was like a spaceship going up my butt and I zonked out.

I was so deep in my butt that my brain went on vacation.

your ass gets so full of crap that you pass out like a drunk kid at a sleepover

I had so much crap in my butt that I snored through the whole exam.

The plug-up was so bad I fell asleep on the table.

After that enema, I was out like a light and didn’t wake up until my mom came to pick me up.