i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

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You say you sleep with a bed and squish mellow because you're too lazy to get a life and too proud to admit you're a sad sack.

Bro, I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You ever tried to shag with a toaster?

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re just a sad excuse for a human being.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re not even worthy of my shagging.

You say you sleep with a bed and squish mellow because you’re too high to move and too low to care.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re just a sad excuse for a human being and you ain’t even high enough.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re a mess and I’m too high to even laugh.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re like a broken toaster trying to shag.

You say you sleep with a bed and squish mellow because you’re too fat to move and too proud to admit it.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re just a sad excuse for a human being and you’re too fat to even try.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re a mess and you’re too fat to even shag.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re like a broken toaster and you’re too fat to even care.

You say you sleep with a bed and squish mellow because you’re too tired to think and too lazy to move.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re too tired to even shag and too lazy to try.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re just a sad excuse for a human being and you’re too tired to even care.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re a mess and you’re too tired to even think.

You say you sleep with a bed and squish mellow because you’re too proud to admit you’re a sad sack and too lazy to move.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re too proud to admit you’re a sad sack and too lazy to even shag.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re just a mess and you’re too proud to even try.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re like a broken toaster and you’re too proud to even care.