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A reject who acts like they're smarter than everyone else but can't even spell their own name. They’re the human version of a broken toaster.
Why did you fail math? I thought you were a genius.
You called me a spastic, but you can't even do long division.
You're like a kid who thinks they're the king of the playground but got beaten up by a baby.
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A person who thinks they're the best at everything but can't even tie their shoes. They're like a dog who thinks they're a lion.
You said you could fix my phone, and now it’s broken. What even is this?!
You can't even remember your own password, and you think you're cool?
You're like a kid who thinks they're the best at soccer but can't even kick the ball.
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A reject who's so clueless they think they're the smartest person in the room. They're like a chicken who thinks it's a superhero.
You said you could beat me in a bet, and now you owe me ten bucks. What’s wrong with you?!
You can’t even read the instructions and you’re bragging about being the best.
You're like a kid who thinks they're the best at drawing but can't even draw a square.
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A reject who acts like they’re the king of the world but can’t even do basic math. They’re like a turtle who thinks it’s a race car.
You said you could win the game, and now you're stuck in the corner. What’s wrong with you?!
You can't even count to ten, and you think you're smart?
You're like a kid who thinks they're the best at chess but can't even move the pieces.
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A reject who's so dumb they think they’re the smartest person alive. They’re like a pig who thinks it’s a prince.
You said you could beat me at trivia, and now you’re stuck on question two. What even is this?!
You can’t even spell ‘alphabet’ and you think you’re cool?
You're like a kid who thinks they're the best at reading but can't even read a book.
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