1 You flash your weenie to a girl like you just won the lottery. Expand I show you my Eiffel TowerYou see my sausage and you're like 'whoa'I drop my pants and say 'look at my masterpiece' + Examples
2 You show a girl your meat like it’s the Mona Lisa. Expand I show you my Eiffel Tower, but it’s just my cockI say 'look at my masterpiece' and it’s just my penisI flash her and say 'this is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen' + Examples
3 You take your pants off in front of a girl and you're proud of yourself. Expand I show you my Eiffel Tower and I'm like 'look at this beauty'I drop my pants and say 'this is my masterpiece'I take my pants off and say 'you're lucky to see this' + Examples