i should've aborted you

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A mom's way of saying you were the worst mistake she ever made, and she wishes she had a bigger abortion pill.

My mom said that after I failed my math test for the 10th time.

She texted me that during my little brother's birthday party.

She yelled it at me when I spilled cereal on her new dress.

A mean way of saying you were the worst kid ever, and your mom wishes she had a bigger abortion.

She said that after I broke her favorite mug.

She sent me a DM during my school’s talent show.

She yelled it at me when I told her I was joining the drama club.

A mom's way of saying she wishes she had a bigger abortion and a better kid.

She said that when I got a D on my report card.

She texted me during my soccer game.

She yelled it at me when I came home late and smelled like pizza and trouble.