I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

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I shouldn't have googled 'Drifting Virtuoso'. Now my brain is haunted by Richard Wellington's face forever. I might as well join a cult just to escape this mental prison.
I searched for 'Drifting Virtuoso' and now I'm dreaming about Richard Wellington. This is the worst kind of nightmare.
I looked up 'Drifting Virtuoso' and now I can't stop seeing that guy. I'm going crazy.
My life was fine until I typed 'Drifting Virtuoso' into Google. Now I want to die.
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I shouldn't have googled 'Drifting Virtuoso'. I saw pictures so bad they made me want to scream. I wish I had a brain made of cheese so I could just melt away.
I searched for 'Drifting Virtuoso' and now I'm haunted by Richard Wellington. I'm never going to sleep again.
I looked up 'Drifting Virtuoso' and saw pictures that hurt my eyes. I want to punch Google.
I should have known better than to type 'Drifting Virtuoso' into Google. Now I'm doomed.
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I shouldn't have googled 'Drifting Virtuoso'. I got images so bad I want to burn my eyes with fire. I'd rather be dead than remember that face.
I looked up 'Drifting Virtuoso' and now I can't stop thinking about Richard Wellington. I want to scream.
I typed 'Drifting Virtuoso' into Google and now I see that guy everywhere. I'm officially cursed.
I should have died instead of looking up 'Drifting Virtuoso'. Now I'm stuck with that image forever.
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