I should be

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The most annoying phrase in the entire year. You say it when you're too lazy to do anything but still think you're going to ace everything. Usually ends with 'probably' and a goal that's as realistic as a unicorn riding a bicycle.

I should be rich by now. Probably. Maybe I'll win the lottery. Probably.

I should be a rockstar by now. Probably. Maybe I'll just drop out of school. Probably.

I should be perfect by now. Probably. Maybe I'll just ignore my homework. Probably.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're so distracted by your dumb phone or your dumb video game that you're doing homework like it's a punishment. Go back to studying before you get owned by your teacher.

I should be doing math. Instead I'm watching cat videos. Again.

I should be reading. Instead I'm playing Fortnite. Again.

I should be writing an essay. Instead I'm watching TikTok. Again.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The rudest way to say 'I don't want to talk to you anymore.' Like you're annoyed enough to throw your phone out the window.

I should be talking to you. Instead I'm thinking about throwing my phone out the window.

I should be listening to you. Instead I'm thinking about punching you in the face.

I should be being polite. Instead I'm thinking about leaving this conversation forever.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A British way to say 'I should think not.' Like you're so annoyed you're trying to rhyme everything. Also spelled 'I should co-co' or 'I should cocoa.' It's basically just a fancy way to say 'no way.'

I should be listening to you. I should co-co. I should think not.

I should be doing homework. I should cocoa. I should think you're stupid.

I should be being nice. I should co-co. I should think you're annoying.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you're thinking when you're surrounded by distractions and you're just trying to survive the next 20 minutes of life.

I should be doing homework. But this video is too good.

I should be listening to my teacher. But my phone is too loud.

I should be writing this essay. But my dog is barking at me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're procrastinating so hard you're basically a ghost haunting your homework. You're probably going to fake sick just to get out of doing it.

I should be doing my homework. Instead I'm scrolling through TikTok like it's my job.

I should be paying attention. Instead I'm pretending to be asleep.

I should be finishing this essay. Instead I'm thinking about fake sicking my way out of this.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you're thinking when your homework is sitting there like it's judging you. You're distracted by something dumb, probably your phone.

I should be doing homework. Instead I'm looking at my phone like it's the most important thing in the world.

I should be listening to my teacher. Instead I'm texting my best friend about the dumbest thing ever.

I should be finishing my math. Instead I'm looking at memes like it's a full-time job.

by Slangipedia 11d ago