I shot Marvin

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A fancy way of saying you messed up really bad. Like when you spilled your mom’s favorite coffee and then forgot to do your homework.

I shot Marvin when I accidentally texted my boss my lunch order.

I shot Marvin after I hit my sister with my skateboard.

I shot Marvin when I forgot to bring my dog to the vet.

The best thing ever said by a guy who killed someone in a movie. Use it when you’re so embarrassed you want to die.

I shot Marvin after I yelled at my teacher for no reason.

I shot Marvin when I got caught eating my lunch in class.

I shot Marvin when I accidentally sent my crush a picture of my cat pooping.