i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot

You said the dog ate my homework and I was like, 'Bro, I've seen worse.'

My mom told me to clean my room and I was like, 'I'm already a mess, why fight?'

He said the pizza was cold and I was like, 'That's a personal insult.'

She said the movie was boring and I was like, 'I’ve been through worse than that.'

He told me I was late and I was like, 'I was busy being awesome.'

My dad called me lazy and I was like, 'That’s a compliment.'

He said the music was loud and I was like, 'Loud is just a word for awesome.'

She told me I was ugly and I was like, 'I'm just extra.'

My teacher said I was distracted and I was like, 'I was just being creative.'

He said the game was rigged and I was like, 'I’ve been cheated before.'

She told me I was annoying and I was like, 'I'm just being real.'

My brother said I was loud and I was like, 'I'm just being passionate.'

He said the party was boring and I was like, 'I’ve been through worse.'

She told me I was late and I was like, 'I was busy being extra.'

My dog ate my homework and I was like, 'That's a personal insult.'

He said I was messy and I was like, 'I'm just being creative.'

She told me I was loud and I was like, 'I’m just being passionate.'

My teacher said I was distracted and I was like, 'I was just being me.'