i shit trains

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Shitting trains means you're the best. You're the king of everything. Nobody can touch you. You're like the god of school, the boss of lunchtime, and the reason why everyone else is crying in the bathroom.

You shit trains because you got straight A's and also won the spelling bee.

You shit trains because you ate the last slice of pizza and didn't even share.

You shit trains because you beat the principal in a dance-off.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you shit trains, it's like magic. You do it without even trying. It's like the universe is on your side and everyone else is just doomed.

You shit trains because you aced the math test and also beat the math teacher at chess.

You shit trains because you made the whole class laugh with one joke.

You shit trains because you got your crush to pass you notes in class.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Shitting trains is when you're so good, you're like a superhero. You don't just win, you destroy everyone else. It's like you're the main character of everyone's story.

You shit trains because you won the science fair and also the talent show.

You shit trains because you got the most likes on your TikTok and also the most followers.

You shit trains because you ate the whole cake and still won the baking contest.

by Slangipedia 2d ago