I Shit Rocks

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Your bowels are on fire and you're literally shitting boulders.
I shit rocks so hard I woke up my dog.
My pants are soaked and I'm still going.
I shit rocks like it's my job and I hate it.
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You're pooping so hard it feels like you're throwing bricks.
I shit rocks and my roommate asked if I was done.
I shit rocks during a Zoom meeting and got kicked out.
I shit rocks so bad I cried.
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You're crapping like a dinosaur and it's a mess.
I shit rocks and my floor looks like a cave.
I shit rocks during a test and got a zero.
I shit rocks and my pants are now a monument.
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