I shit myself empty

After 3 days of explosive diarrhea, I screamed, 'I shit myself empty!' and collapsed on the floor.

My coworker said, 'I shit myself empty!' after the office microwave exploded with my lunch.

During the final round of the poop challenge, I shouted, 'I shit myself empty!' and won by default.

My friend said, 'I shit myself empty!' after eating 12 tacos in one sitting.

During the family reunion, my cousin yelled, 'I shit myself empty!' after the meatloaf hit him wrong.

I texted my mom, 'I shit myself empty!' after drinking 3 energy drinks and a gallon of soda.

After the rollercoaster ride, I said, 'I shit myself empty!' and ran to the nearest bathroom.

My dog barked, 'I shit myself empty!' after eating my entire plate of spaghetti.

During the big presentation, I whispered, 'I shit myself empty!' and just stared at the ceiling.

At the gas station, I yelled, 'I shit yourself empty!' and just walked out.

My brother said, 'I shit myself empty!' after eating 10 pieces of pizza in 5 minutes.

During the school play, I muttered, 'I shit myself empty!' and just sat down.

After the long road trip, I said, 'I shit myself empty!' and just passed out.

My friend texted me, 'I shit myself empty!' after eating the whole cake at the party.

During the final exam, I whispered, 'I shit myself empty!' and just gave up.

After 7 hours of bathroom breaks, I screamed, 'I shit myself empty!' and cried.

My mom said, 'I shit myself empty!' after eating my entire breakfast in one bite.

During the movie, I yelled, 'I shit myself empty!' and just left.