i shit myself

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what you yell when you completely lose control and your pants are now a disaster zone

I shit myself during the final round of the talent show. I was singing and dancing and then I just exploded.

My pants are now a warzone. I shit myself in the middle of a Zoom call.

I shit myself during the big game. My mom saw it on the TV.

what you say when your guts are so messed up you can't even think straight

I had diarrhea for three days straight. I shit myself and I didn't care anymore.

I was running for the toilet and I shit myself in the hallway. I didn't even stop.

I shit myself after eating the whole pizza. I was like a human toilet.

what you whisper when you’re too ashamed to look anyone in the eye

I shit myself in the school bathroom and hid in the closet for 10 minutes.

I shit myself during a group project and just sat there like a ghost.

I shit myself at the family dinner. My dad just looked at me and said, 'I knew it.'

what you scream when you’re too busy farting to remember where the toilet is

I was farting so hard I shit myself in the middle of the hallway.

I was running from the toilet and farted so hard I shit myself.

I was too busy farting to think. I shit myself and it was glorious.

what you yell when your pants are now officially a lost cause

I shit myself and my pants are now a puddle of disaster.

I was walking down the street and I shit myself. My pants are now a warzone.

I shit myself in my favorite jeans. They’re now officially ruined.