Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You yell this when you really messed up your pants and you’re too embarrassed to look anyone in the eye.

I shit my pants during the big presentation

I shit my pants when the principal walked in

I shit my pants right before the final exam

2

You say this when you really need someone to save you from the shame.

Can someone please help me clean this up before class starts

I need a lifeline here

I’m not asking for help I’m begging for help

3

This is when you literally crapped your pants and there’s no pretending it didn’t happen.

I really shit my pants and there’s no hiding it

I didn’t fake it I really did it

My pants are soaked and I’m not faking it

4

You laugh like a maniac and tell everyone you really did it and you’re not lying.

I shit my pants and I’m not lying

I actually pooped my pants and I’m laughing about it

I really did it and I’m telling everyone

5

You say this when something wild and crazy just happened to you and you’re not even sure how it happened.

Something wild just happened to me and I’m still confused

I had no idea what hit me

A miracle just happened and I’m still in shock

6

You say this when you meant to fart but it turned into a full-blown disaster.

I meant to fart but I just exploded

I tried to pass gas and I ruined my pants

I farted and it was like a full-blown explosion

7

You say this when you’re so confused you can’t even think straight.

My brain is gone and I can’t find it

I lost my mind and I can’t find it

I’m so lost I can’t even find my thoughts