I shit my hardest

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When you give your guts and your brain to a task like it’s a wrestling match and you’re the guy who’s been hit by a truck.

I shit my hardest when I tried to finish that math test before the bell rang.

I shit my hardest trying to explain why I ate the last slice of pizza.

I shit my hardest when I tried to text my mom while running in gym class.

You’re so determined you’re basically screaming at your own body to work harder.

I shit my hardest when I tried to run a mile and my legs felt like bricks.

I shit my hardest when I tried to write that essay with zero caffeine.

I shit my hardest when I had to do that presentation in front of the whole school.

You’re doing something so intense it feels like you’re trying to poop out your own soul.

I shit my hardest when I tried to beat my brother at video games for three hours straight.

I shit my hardest when I had to clean my room before my mom came home.

I shit my hardest when I tried to finish that homework during lunch break.

You’re putting in so much effort it’s like you’re trying to pull your own head out of your butt.

I shit my hardest when I tried to juggle three different subjects in one day.

I shit my hardest when I had to finish that project before the weekend.

I shit my hardest when I tried to talk my way out of getting in trouble.

You’re working so hard it’s like you’re trying to poop out a mountain.

I shit my hardest when I had to run the mile and do push-ups.

I shit my hardest when I tried to write that essay with my eyes closed.

I shit my hardest when I had to explain why I got into a fight with my best friend.