i shit in the microwave

I shit in the microwave and it was the best thing ever. No one cares about my stink.

I put my poop in the microwave and now my whole house smells like a dead raccoon.

I shit in the microwave and my mom said I was a monster. I said she was a disgrace.

I shit in the microwave and left it there. My dad ate out of it and now he's sick.

I pooped in the microwave and now it's a time bomb. It's gonna explode when I press the button.

I took a dump in the microwave and now it's my new pet. It's loud and it stinks.

I shit in the microwave and then I said I was doing my morning ritual. It was fake.

I put my poop in the microwave and told my friends it was a special kind of snack.

I took a dump in the microwave and said it was a new kind of cooking. It wasn't.