I shit 'em pants

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When you wear your pants so low they look like you just took a dump in them. Everyone knows what you did. No one cares. You’re still cool.
My cousin wears his pants so low, I swear he’s got a second mouth in his crotch.
She showed up to the party in sagging pants. The whole room laughed. She didn’t care. She was still the best dancer.
He walked into class with his pants hanging below his knees. The teacher asked him to sit down. He said, 'I already did.'
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When your pants are so loose and low, it looks like your butt is trying to escape. You’re not trying to be fancy. You’re just being lazy.
He wore his pants so low, his butt was giving him a high-five.
My homie’s pants were so saggy, they looked like they were about to take a dump on the floor.
She wore her pants so low, her underwear was doing the wave.
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When your pants are so low, you might as well be wearing a diaper. You're showing off your junk. You're not embarrassed. You're proud.
His pants were so low, I could see his junk from across the room. He was proud. I was shocked.
She wore her pants so low, her junk was giving her a standing ovation.
He came in with his pants hanging below his knees. His junk was on display. He didn’t care. He was king.
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