i ship you

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when you think two people should be shoving their faces into each other like they’re fighting for the last piece of pizza

I ship you two. You’re like a power couple with a side of disrespect.

I ship you. You’re like a fight between two hungry kids at a buffet.

I ship you. You’re like a couple who argue over who gets the last soda.

when you wish two people would just get together and stop being so annoyingly good-looking

I ship you. You’re like a dream come true but also a little annoying.

I ship you. You’re like a perfect match but also a little too perfect.

I ship you. You’re like a couple who are too good-looking to be real.

when you just can’t stand watching two people pretend they don’t like each other

I ship you. You’re like a couple who argue just to make it look real.

I ship you. You’re like a fake fight that’s actually a love story.

I ship you. You’re like a couple who hate each other but also can’t stop smiling.