I ship mice elf

I ship mice elf when my friend told me the dog wore a tutu to the grocery store

I ship mice elf because my mom just yelled at the TV

I ship mice elf when my teacher said we’re doing math with chocolate

I ship mice elf when my dad tried to explain the internet to my grandma

I ship mice elf because my cat just walked into my cereal bowl

I ship mice elf when my friend’s pet goldfish started a TikTok account

I ship mice elf when my teacher made us write a poem about a sandwich

I ship mice elf because my neighbor’s goat is now a YouTube influencer

I ship mice elf when my brother tried to convince the microwave it was a dragon