I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

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I would’ve been the boss, but I was too lazy to show up.
I missed three days of work and got called out in a team meeting.
I slept through my shift and my boss threw a fit.
I skipped work for pizza and got fired.
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I was gonna be the best, but I preferred snacks over responsibilities.
I chose pizza over my promotion and regretted it later.
I ate chicken strips instead of going to the office.
I was too full to work and got benched.
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I had the chance to be on top, but I let my stomach win.
I took a lunch break and never came back.
I skipped work for waffles and got yelled at.
I ate pizza and forgot about the promotion.
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