I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

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I would’ve been the boss, but I was too lazy to show up.

I missed three days of work and got called out in a team meeting.

I slept through my shift and my boss threw a fit.

I skipped work for pizza and got fired.

I was gonna be the best, but I preferred snacks over responsibilities.

I chose pizza over my promotion and regretted it later.

I ate chicken strips instead of going to the office.

I was too full to work and got benched.

I had the chance to be on top, but I let my stomach win.

I took a lunch break and never came back.

I skipped work for waffles and got yelled at.

I ate pizza and forgot about the promotion.