i shine

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I Shine is a lazy ass hero who shines everything just because he feels like it. He doesn’t care if you’re ready or not. He shines and you suffer.

I shine just walked in and made my pizza look like a disco ball. I was eating it and it shined back at me.

My mom said, 'I shine is here!' I dropped my phone in the toilet.

He shined my math test so hard, the teacher thought I cheated with a flashlight.

I Shine is like the sun, but worse. He shines your stuff until it’s so shiny, it hurts your eyes. He doesn’t care if you’re mad.

I shine came in and shined my socks so much, they looked like they were on fire.

My little brother asked for a snack, but I shine shined it so much, it became a glittery sandwich.

He shined my dog’s fur until it was blinding. My dog now thinks he’s a vampire.

I Shine is a shining maniac who shines your stuff just for fun. He’s like a kid with a flashlight and no filter.

I shine walked by and shined my homework so much, the teacher thought I used a mirror to cheat.

He shined my lunch so hard, my sandwich had a shine that lasted all day.

I shine came in and shined my pants so much, they looked like they were made of diamonds.