i shiggled

My cousin saw the dog in a banana costume and peed his pants.

I laughed so hard at my friend’s face when he fell into the pool, I peed a little.

My sister watched a cat chase a vacuum and pooped her pants.

At the movie, I laughed so hard at the funny part, my butt let out a fart and a tiny poop.

When my friend told a joke about a cheeseburger, I laughed and pooped my pants.

I watched a baby try to eat a shoe and peed and pooped a little.

At the school talent show, I snickered so much at the dog dancing, I pooped a little and farted.

I saw my brother try to eat a sock and leaked a tiny poop.

My friend told a joke about a chicken and I pooped my pants and farted.