I shaved my balls for this?

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A way to say you’re so mad you’d rather cut off your nuts than deal with this nonsense.
I shaved my balls for this? That pizza was a $200 lie!
I shaved my balls for this? My dog got more hype than me!
I shaved my balls for this? My job interview was with a robot!
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A scream of frustration from someone who went through hell for a tiny reward.
I shaved my balls for this? That ‘luxury’ hotel was a moldy mattress!
I shaved my balls for this? My mom signed me up for a dance class!
I shaved my balls for this? My boss gave me a participation trophy!
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A very loud way of saying you’re fed up and ready to make a mess.
I shaved my balls for this? That ‘exclusive’ concert was in a garage!
I shaved my balls for this? My uncle took my phone and played Candy Crush!
I shaved my balls for this? My math test had 100 questions!
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A phrase shouted by someone who thinks they’ve been tricked and wronged.
I shaved my balls for this? That ‘free’ gym membership was a lie!
I shaved my balls for this? My teacher said I failed just to get me to do homework!
I shaved my balls for this? My dad made me eat a whole pie!
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A loud way to tell the world you’re not worth the trouble.
I shaved my balls for this? That ‘amazing’ concert was a bunch of kids screaming!
I shaved my balls for this? My brother took my allowance and bought candy!
I shaved my balls for this? My math teacher gave me a pop quiz on a holiday!
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A big cry from someone who went through a lot for something tiny and useless.
I shaved my balls for this? That ‘epic’ movie was 30 minutes long!
I shaved my balls for this? My mom signed me up for a cooking class I hate!
I shaved my balls for this? My math test was on Friday and I had no time to study!
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