i shat myself

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I shat myself is when you’re so embarrassed you think you’re gonna die from the shame of it. It’s like your pants are on fire and your brain is screaming at you.
I shat myself during lunch because I laughed too hard at the principal’s face.
I shat myself when my crush saw me eating a whole bag of chips.
I shat myself after I told my mom I failed math again.
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I shat myself is when you’re so full of shame you could probably throw up and it would be the same color as your pants.
I shat myself in gym class after I tripped into the mud.
I shat myself when my teacher announced my report card to the whole school.
I shat myself after I told the class I didn’t know how to ride a bike.
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I shat myself is when your pants are soaked and your life is over, and you just wish you were dead.
I shat myself during the school play because I forgot my lines and fell off the stage.
I shat myself when my dad saw me wearing a pink hoodie.
I shat myself after I told my mom I ate all my homework.
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