I shat my pants

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I pooped in my pants like a baby who never learned how to use the toilet and cried all the way through dinner.

My mom caught me in the hallway and said, 'You're gonna pay for that.'

I tried to hide it under my shirt but it just came out like a waterfall.

I had to wear my brother's old pants and he laughed at me for a week.

I crapped my pants so hard I think my butt got a medal and my pants got a coupon for a new pair.

I ran out of the house and my dog followed me like I was on fire.

My teacher gave me a zero and said, 'This is the worst I've ever seen.'

I had to sit in the back of the bus and nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

I took a big dump in my pants and it was so bad I think my pants are now a part of me and I can never take them off again.

I tried to stand up and my pants made a loud sound like a trombone.

My friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

I got a message from my mom saying, 'You're gonna have to change pants before you come home.'