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What I call guys who look like they got hit by a dump truck and then peed on.
My gym buddy looks like a melted wad of trash.
That guy at the bar probably smells like a sewer.
I saw him in the grocery store and almost ran for my life.
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The kind of person who thinks they're a beast but are just a sad pile of pus.
He flexed like a champ but then his face looked like a broken toaster.
He tried to bench press me and cried like a baby.
He got a tattoo and it looked like a wound.
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The human version of a gash that screams for mercy.
He walked in and the whole room went silent like a dead zone.
He tried to dance and it looked like he was in pain.
He smiled and it looked like he was bleeding.
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People who look like they’ve been in a fight with a raccoon and lost.
He came in with a face like a used napkin.
He tried to talk and it sounded like a wet sock.
He sat down and the chair creaked like it was dying.
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The kind of guy who looks like he got beaten up by a bag of bricks and then cried.
He walked in and I almost got a nosebleed.
He tried to wave and it looked like he was in agony.
He smiled and it looked like he was suffering.
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Humans who look like they were dragged through a mud puddle and then laughed.
He walked in and I thought I was in a horror movie.
He tried to laugh and it sounded like a broken drum.
He waved and it looked like he was trying to survive.