I shall strike thy rectum

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I'm gonna kick your butt so hard you'll wish you had a second one

My cousin said that after I beat him at video games for the tenth time.

My mom said that when I didn't clean my room for a month.

My dog growled at the mailman like that when he stole my treat.

You're gonna feel my wrath up your backside like a flaming sword

My brother said that when he found out I told his crush he was ugly.

My dad said that when I spilled soda on his new shirt.

My friend said that when I ate all the pizza and left none for her.

I'll give you the punishment you deserve with my bare hands and a sense of humor

My teacher said that when I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My sister said that when I took her favorite toy and hid it in the closet.

My neighbor said that when I threw a water balloon at his cat.