I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

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This joke roasts feminists and SJW's by saying they have too many genders to count and now they're helicopters
My teacher said I'm a helicopter and I'm going to crash her class
My mom said I identify as a helicopter and I'm going to peck her to death
My crush said I'm a helicopter and I'm going to drop bombs on his lunch
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I’m a Russian attack helicopter and you’re the weakest link. Don’t be sexist or I’ll blow you up
My friend said I’m a helicopter and I’m going to shoot him with my missiles
My brother said I’m a helicopter and I’m going to peck him in the face
My crush said I’m a helicopter and I’m going to drop bombs on her brain
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If you think gender is complicated, wait till you try being a helicopter that shoots missiles and hates your guts
My teacher said I’m a helicopter and I’m going to drop bombs on her grading
My crush said I’m a helicopter and I’m going to shoot him in the face
My mom said I’m a helicopter and I’m going to peck her to death
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