I sexually identify as a submarine

My therapist said I need to surface more often. I said, 'I’d rather be stuck in the Mariana Trench.'

He tried to date a fish. It was a disaster.

He told me his ex called him 'the loneliest ship in the sea.'

He asked his girlfriend to 'dock' with him. She said no, and he sank into depression.

He tried to seduce a whale. It just swam away.

He posted a tweet: 'I’m not broken, I’m just underwater.'

He threw a party in the ocean and nobody showed up.

He told his friends he was 'anchored to a fish.'

He texted his mom: 'I’m stuck in the deep and I don’t know why.'